Estate Agent: What do you want? I’m busy.
Tenant 1: Hi, I’m interested in viewing the flat that’s available for rent.
Estate Agent: Let’s get one thing straight, we only rent to people with a stable and regular source of income. So, if you’re a freelancer or unemployed, don’t waste my time.
Tenant 1: But I have a steady flow of income and a good credit score.
Estate Agent: I don’t care about that. Our policy is clear and it’s not up for debate. Move along.
Tenant 2: Excuse me, I’d like to inquire about the flat as well.
Estate Agent: What’s your profession?
Tenant 2: I’m a student.
Estate Agent: Ha! That’s a joke. We don’t rent to students. They’re always behind on their rent and cause damage to the property.
Tenant 2: But I have a part-time job and my parents will co-sign the lease.
Estate Agent: It doesn’t matter. Our policy is very strict and we don’t make exceptions. So, if you’re not a salaried individual with a stable job, don’t bother.
Tenant 3: Excuse me, I’d like to inquire about the flat too.
Estate Agent: sighs What’s your profession?
Tenant 3: I’m self-employed.
Estate Agent: That’s even worse. We only rent to people with a 9-5 job, not some self-employed person who can’t even hold down a proper job.
Tenant 3: But I have a steady income and a good credit score.
Estate Agent: I don’t care. Our policy is set in stone and we don’t make exceptions for anyone. So, if you don’t fit the criteria, then go find somewhere else to rent. We don’t have time for people like you.